Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Belle and The Great Escape




I had a funny feeling as we left to do the weekly shop last Sunday.  ‘We should shut the front gates, too.’  I said to Tom, and went to hop back out of the car. 

‘Why?’  Was his reply.  ‘She can’t open the side gate.’ 

Recently there had been some conjecture over whether or not Belle, our dog, was able to open the side gate, as on several occasions we’d returned home to find it swinging in the breeze and our mutt sniffing around the nearby laneway.  ‘No, not I!’  The housemates had cried in chorus when questioned, and so we’d had to conclude that Belle, in her infinite wisdom, had deciphered how to jump repeatedly at the mechanism, forcing it after a time to spring open.

Our dog is not smart.  This was never a likely scenario.  A bashful housemate fessed up to me after some coaxing, and the gate-opening theory was dropped. 

Still.  I’d become paranoid about the side gate and against my better judgement, sat as Tom pulled away.  ‘We’ll only be gone a few minutes.’  He reminded me.

When we got home the dog was gone.  ‘Jenny!’  I screamed at my housemate.  ‘Where’s Belle?!  Who let her out?!’

Jenny had just arrived home and knew nothing.  ‘You go that way!’  I instructed Tom and we started up down opposite ends of the street.

For approximately half of one block, I managed to stave off the panic.  She will be in this laneway, I told myself as I neared her favourite sniffing-spot.  She was not.  I broke.

‘HEEEEEY!’  I shrieked at a couple of Bulldogs supporters sauntering down from the footy oval.  ‘Have you seen a black dog?!’

Obviously there was something particularly desperate about my appearance, because despite not having seen the pooch, the two seemed intent on being of assistance, each interrupting the other as they reeled off competing ideas on where a dog might be likely to go.

There was no time for politeness.  I left the old couple standing on the street corner squabbling.  As far as I know they’re still there, stuck in an infinite loop of old dog stories, vaguely aware of some purpose long since lost.

Wild eyed and dripping with sweat, I began a loop of the footy oval.  Repeatedly asking after the dog was demanding too much extra energy, and so I resorted to a process of dashing up to people, pleading stare glued to my face, in hope they’d already registered my incessant cries.  ‘No’, ‘No, ‘No’, came one reply after another, until people began waving me away on approach, a mix of apprehension and pity on their faces.  Keep going, running girl.  We can’t help you here. 

Finally, and just as I was about to give in to a full blown melt down, an annoyed looking man approached.  ‘Hey!  Your dog was here.’  I got the impression he was providing the information on the condition that I cease tearing around the oval.  Two bewildered children were huddled behind him.  ‘She went that way 10 minutes ago.’ 

A lead!  I gasped something at the exasperated man and ran off, my heart straining as I wheezed and coughed.  The people on the street adjacent having apparently been briefed on my imminent arrival, I was met with yet more waves and carry-ons.  I saw a black dog across the street.  It wasn’t Belle.  I felt I might throw up.

‘Hey!’  Another man.  ‘I saw her.  She was following some puppies up that way.’ 

‘HOW LONG AGO?’  My voice frightened even me. 

‘Not long,’ said the man, who seemed genuinely sympathetic, ‘maybe 5 minutes.’

I could make it.  All I knew at that moment was that if I ran fast enough, I could make it.  Adrenaline flooded my system and somehow, I broke into another sprint, my heart now seriously threatening to explode.  I ran.  And ran.  I had to stop.  I couldn’t go on.  I saw my dog. 

The silly mutt was happily trotting after a friendly German Shepard, its concerned owner dialling a number into her phone.  ‘BELLE!’  I screamed as tears began to flow.  Blissfully unaware, my dog ran over to hug and lick me.  The lady, looking almost as relieved as me, told me she’d been just about to call the council.  ‘She’s such a lovely girl.’  She mused.  ‘I’m so glad you found her.’

Intending to thank her, I instead could manage only a garbled, teary noise.  She got the idea.

I have no idea the extent to which Belle comprehended what had happened.  I do know that on the way home, she trotted beside me at my exact pace, not pulling or sniffing once.  Like returning war heroes, we were waved at and applauded by those who’d become involved in the incident.  ‘Lucky dog!’  A few of them yelled.  Indeed.